Thursday, October 22, 2015

Tall Girl Problems

Tall Girl Problems:
- Not being able to lay flat on your bed because your feet hang over the edge and the monsters will get them
- Everybody looking at your feet to see heels, but they see flats.
-Everyone calling you "tall girl"
-Being told you should totally be a model ALL the time
- Every guy shorter than you
- Having to awkwardly squat in a photo because you're way taller than the other people
- Having a short friend want the front seat then not stop complaining when your knees are in their back
-Being mistaken for being older
-Being asked how you're so tall
- Having pants that are perfect in leg size, but way to big in the waist
- Having people look up at your face and wave
- Realizing that your arms are freakishly long
- Having shorts that are "too short" because of long legs, so you're usually wearing Bermudas.
-Not allowed to wear heels because you need to let your best friend wear heels while you wear flats so you're the same height
-Never stop eating
-Everybody asking why you're so skinny
-Bones popping (like all the time)
- Legs not fitting underneath your desk, so you sit in some awkward pose
-Having to slouch in class because the people can't see that are behind you.
- Everyone always asking you to reach things
-People all the time asking if you play basketball
-Being treated like the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
-Bigger than most adults
And Finally...
- Listening to people ALWAYS whine about how they want to be that tall. Like, y'all don't even KNOW the struggle!

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